Me is Mrs. Jones

Apr 28

Fear you’ll end up begging on the street.

(via ruthjamison)

Fear you’ll never be made a bird.

(via coleyslaw)

Fear you’re being followed.

Feb 21

kindafabulous:

This child is my juvenile, beauty queen soul incarnate.

Agreed.

Jan 1

RT @Katdines: The worst thing about seeing a guy peeing outside into bushes is knowing that you’re married to him

Dec 13

RT @KFUCKINGP: The worst part of school is that they don’t teach you how to count money by the fucking bag.

Aug 16

Thanks @questlove … Hope Sac wasn’t too whack!

Aug 5

(via tulletulle)

Jun 12

azizisbored:

SHBOSS BOY SWAG!!!!

Yes.

May 9

“When the patient’s own stem cells are injected into a damaged joint, they appear to transform into chondrocytes, the cells that go on to produce fresh cartilage. They also seem to amplify the body’s own natural repair efforts by accelerating healing, reducing inflammation, and preventing scarring and loss of function.”

Stem Cells: Alternative to Knee Replacement? - Health News - ABC News Radio

See, I knew this was going to happen.

(via markcoatney)

Huge.

(via tanya77)

Can’t write this joke anywhere but here: Wish I could have frozen those abortions and had them injected for MY SCIATICA!!!

(via tanya77)

Jan 28

minimalmovieposters:

Romeo + Juliet vs Inception by Cleber Zerrenner

fo sho.

iamdonald:

Arthur Ashe is the king of swag.

I thought this dude was so fly growing up. He really is. The fashion, the elegance, the charisma, putting up with bullshit sternly but quietly, pushing boundaries and shit. Making people mad because he was just being himself.

I can only hope to be as dopeness as him.